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Rock Hard (single)

by Pussy Goblin

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I wish this band would finally take off
I wish I got half as much pussy as George Michael got
I want to be banned from the Holiday Inn
I want a harem of groupies that I can put fish in
I want to really get around, experiment an excessive amount
And have to get my stomach pumped
I want to make a wall of sound, shoot a woman in the mouth
And do it all in analogue

So what do you say?
We'll leave it all on stage
We'll hit the road never come back
My cock is leaking green and black
I've got five doctors for that
I haven't slept in days
Would somebody shoot me off this stage?
Survive on Burger King and beer
We kill ourselves so you can cheer

I want to rip off all the old blues songs
I want a plaster caster of my rock hard hog
I want to tour with some sweaty dudes
And roll around the country playing dive bars for food
I want to trip on LSD, marry a hot ass amputee
And rub my dork on her stumpy knee
I want to find myself a fan, become her legal guardian
And get her wang dang sweet poontang

So what do you say?
We'll piss our lives away
We'll hit the road never come back
My pecker's all covered with scabs
And ain't no doctor touching that
I haven't slept in weeks
Would somebody roll a bus on me?
Survive on Burger King and beer
In Montreal they steal our fucking gear

And if I'm not dead by the time I'm twenty seven
I gotta join that fucking club
Gonna log onto Trivago, get a trip to Seattle
And introduce myself to Courtney Love
You'll find me hanging from the stucco ceiling
With the biggest hard on I ever had
Frances I'm sorry but it looks like you're gonna
Have to lose another fucking dad

So what do you say?
You want to go out Courtney?
You can forge my suicide note for me
I'll let you blow off my fucking face
You know you always seem to get away
Put your shotgun in my mouth
It can still be Dave Grohl's fault somehow
Help me reach that trigger with my toes
I guess a hole is a fucking hole
And if I choke on my vomit
Naked on the toilet
For the love of god nobody let Axl Rose front my fucking band

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released July 20, 2018

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Pussy Goblin Ottawa, Ontario

Pussy Goblin is an independent Heavy Rock act, based in Ottawa, Ontario.

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