I wake up with the whiskey shits
I roll over and I put it in you
Scrape my way through the blisters and scabs
But I still go in bareback
Take out your teeth and your glass eye
You look like Bob Ross from behind
Put a tickler ring on my dong
You're expecting but you won't be for long
Put your filthy fingers in me
Look at me and not the floor
Scream your father's name now, baby
But a hole is a...
I nearly drown in your puss and slime
You've got Chernobyl between your thighs
And if your son walks in and sees
I'll knock in all his fuckin' teeth
I don't do soft and I don't go slow
You'll walk like you've got polio
When I'm done and I've made my mess
You'll never shit on purpose again
Wrap your leper legs around me
Jerk me off between your toes
Can I fist your tracheotomy, yeah?
Cause a hole is a…
I ain't got no love for you but I got something else
You fuck worse than a blender, but it's better than fucking myself
Put your filthy fingers in me
Look at me and not the floor
Scream your father's name now, baby
But a hole is a...
Wrap your leper legs around me
Jerk me off between your toes
Can I fist your tracheotomy, yeah?
Cause a hole is a hole
credits
released May 14, 2016
Vocals: Sean James
Guitars, Songwriting: Kyle Cook
Lead Guitars: Vivaan Patel, Chris Graham
Bass, Lyrics: Jackson Evans
Keyboards, Orchestration: Chelsea Butler
Drums, Songwriting: Arvid Michaels
Production, Mixing, Mastering: Jim Near
Sound Engineering: Alex “The Cunt” Campbell, Jim Near
Drum Tracking: Connor O'Dowd
Logo Design: Paul Owens
Album Artwork: Tyler Bennett, Paul Owens, Mikey Norval
Photography: Noah Curtis, Jacob Bouzanis
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